Sugar, spice, and nothing nice
These were the ingredients chosen
To create the perfect grappler
But Professor Hutonium accidentally
Added an extra ingredient to the concoction--
Chemical X-guard
Thus, The Powerpass Gang were born
Using their ultra-super BJJ powers
Hossom, Hubbles, and Huttercup
Have dedicated their lives to groundfighting
The forces of guardpulling!
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