Cassowary Combat Short Sleeve Rashguard – Limited Edition Preorder
"Nature's Original Leglock Specialist Now in Heatwave Edition"
The dinosaur bird that inspired fear across the Australian outback now comes in short sleeves! Our Cassowary Combat Rashguard returns with a summer-ready design that keeps you cool while maintaining its signature "don't mess with me" attitude.
Preorder Exclusive:
✔ First-ever short sleeve version of our cult favorite design
✔ Limited production run – once they're gone, they're extinct
✔ Made-to-order for ultimate freshness
Deadly by Design:
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Same terrifying cassowary artwork that made the long sleeve famous
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"Consider Yourself Warned" neck print
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Razor claw accents (purely for intimidation purposes)
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Available in unisex, women's & youth cuts
Built for the Australian Elements:
✓ Heavyweight lycra – tougher than a cassowary's attitude
✓ 5-thread flatlock stitching – survives rolls and rogue birds
✓ Reinforced waist/arm openings – stays put during scrambles
✓ UPF 50+ protection – because the Aussie sun doesn't play
✓ Short sleeve cut – for when even dinosaurs get hot
Why Grapplers Fear This Rashguard:
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Thicker material that laughs at gi burns
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Stays in place during explosive movements
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Women's & youth specific fits available
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Instantly recognizable mat presence
Preorder Details:
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Allow 3-4 weeks for production & shipping
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Refer to size guide – runs true to athletic fit
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All sales final on made-to-order items
Warning: Wearing this may result in:
• Increased leglock attempts
• Suspicious looks from training partners
• Unexplained urge to kick during scrambles
