Blade Roller BJJ Rashguard - Limited Edition Sci-Fi Tribute
"All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in shower after a loss."
Step into the neon-lit world of cyber-grappling with our Blade Roller Hick Neckard Rashguard, a breathtaking tribute to sci-fi cinema's greatest replicant hunter. This limited edition design brings the dystopian future to your mat game with premium performance wear that would make even Hoy proud.
Iconic Design Features:
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Intricate cityscape and Tyrell Corp-inspired artwork
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Hidden Easter eggs featuring Pris, Bear & Kaiser
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Glow-in-the-dark elements near the Tannhäuser Gate
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"Wristlocks glitter in the dark" sublimated detailing
Elite Performance Specs:
✓ 20% thicker competition-grade lycra
✓ Military 5-thread flatlock stitching
✓ UPF 50+ UV protection (for those LA sun-drenched sessions)
✓ Moisture-wicking future-fabric technology
✓ Unisex cut for all combatants (consult size chart)
"More Human Than Human" Construction:
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Reinforced stress points for extended lifespan
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Antimicrobial treatment to combat training odors
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Fade-resistant digital printing
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Four-way stretch for complete mobility
Limited Preorder Window:
These replicant-hunting rashguards will be produced in one limited batch only. Once they're gone... they're gone like tears in rain.
Preorder Now - Allow 3-4 Weeks for Production
Final designs may vary slightly. All preorder sales final.
Why This Rashguard Stands Out:
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Perfect blend of sci-fi nostalgia and BJJ functionality
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Premium materials that outperform standard rashguards
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Exclusive design you won't find anywhere else
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Collector's item for both grapplers and cinephiles
Don't wait until your 4-year lifespan is up - secure your piece of grappling history today before this limited run escapes into the night.
