Chason Yorheels Rashguard – Made-to-Order Horror Grappling Gear
"Friday the 13th Meets Submission Underground"
The terror of Camp Crystal Lake comes to the mats with our made-to-order Chason Yorheels Rashguard, featuring exclusive artwork of everyone's favorite machete-wielding heelhook specialist. Now Jason doesn't just stalk counselors – he hunts for submissions with that signature hockey mask intensity.
Made-to-Order Details:
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Each rashguard crafted fresh after ordering
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Allow 3-4 weeks for production and shipping
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Ships direct from our "kill room" production facility
Killer Features:
✓ Heavyweight lycra construction – built to survive multiple training sequels
✓ 5-thread flatlock stitching – no weak points in your game
✓ Chason heelhook artwork – because even slashers study leglocks
✓ Unisex cut (XS-XXL) – consult our victim... er, size chart
✓ Moisture-wicking technology – because hockey masks get sweaty
Why This Rashguard Terrorizes:
• Exclusive BJJ/horror crossover design
• Thicker material withstands daily mat punishment
• Perfect for Halloween open mats or everyday training
• Makes opponents think twice before pulling guard
Warning: May cause:
✓ Increased leglock attempts
✓ Opponents checking exits
✓ Unexplained urge to say "ki-ki-ki-ma-ma-ma" during rolls
"You can tap... but he'll still finish the choke"
Order Now – This production run will be as short as a camper's lifespan. All made-to-order sales final.
