Chason Yorheels Short Sleeve Rashguard – Limited Edition Preorder
"Summer Slasher Series – Now in Short Sleeve Terror"
The legend of Camp Crystal Lake gets a warm-weather upgrade with our Chason Yorheels Short Sleeve Rashguard. This preorder-exclusive delivers the same nightmare-inducing performance in a breezier cut, perfect for those hot training sessions when even Jason needs to cool down.
Preorder Essentials:
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Limited production run – vanishes faster than witnesses at Crystal Lake
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Allow 3-4 weeks for crafting and shipping
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Ships fresh from our "killer" production facility
Slasher-Grade Construction:
✓ Heavyweight lycra (20% thicker than standard) – built for multiple sequels worth of training
✓ 5-thread flatlock stitching – survives the roughest rolls
✓ Reinforced waistband – won't ride up during chokes or... choking
✓ Breathable short sleeves – lets you train longer without overheating
✓ Unisex/Women's/Youth cuts – terror comes in all sizes
Why This Rashguard Haunts Opponents:
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Same iconic Chason artwork in summer-ready form
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Premium materials that laugh at gi burns
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Youth sizes available (start their horror legacy young)
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Perfect for hot summer open mats
Warning: Wearing this may cause:
• Increased front headlock attempts
• Training partners checking behind them
• Unexplained campfire song humming
"The water's fine... but the taps aren't"